Gallows Humor
From a mailing list I'm on:
On a propaganda tour through the United States President George Bush visits a school and explains his political actions. Afterwards he invites the children to ask him questions. Little Bob rises to speak: Mr. President, I have got three questions to ask:

1. How did you win the election although you had less votes than Gore?

2. Why do you want to attack the Iraq without reason?

3. Don't you think that the nuclear bomb on Hiroshima was the biggest
terrorist attack of all times?

Just in that moment the bell for the break rings and the children run out of the classroom When they come back from the break President Bush encourages them again to ask questions. This time Joey rises to speak:Mr. President, I have got five questions to ask:

1. How did you win the election although you had less votes than Gore?

2. Why do you want to attack the Iraq without reason?

3. Don't you think that the nuclear bomb on Hiroshima was the biggest
terrorist attack of all times?

4. Why did the bell ring 20 minutes earlier today?

5. Where is Bob???