Quote of the Day

Dogbert's Technical Support

Caller: Hello, I...
Dogbert: Shut up and reboot!

Caller: Hey, it worked!
Dogbert: Shut up and hang up!

Dogbert (thinking): My average call time is improving!

-A recent Dilbert comic strip (I tried to find a link to the comic, but no luck.)

I started my new job as a store tech support Monday. I've been in training, so I've been pretty busy. It looks like a good job so far.

I used to say that calling IT, the first thing they'll always tell you is to reboot. Guess what? It's the first thing they teach you when you start training.