Another pointless meme
(From Eternal Eponine)

1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says:
Then he recognized the real source of his pain, as one recognizes an enemy: It was the crapulence brought on my drinking too much ale.
-From The Year of the Hangman By Gary Blackwood

2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
A computer monitor