I'm Infected
According to the Human Virus Scanner, I must have no defenses against viruses:

The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.

Viruses you suffer from:

USA
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]

Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.

Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.

Cthulhu
Read some Enid Blyton.

Goth
Grow up. Let your roots grow out. Listen to Britney.

Gaming
Life is not a game. Roll 3D6. On a 4 or more go out and do something with your life.

Industrial
Everyone likes folk. No, really. Maybe you should listen to the Incredible String Band.

Religion
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)

British
No need for cure. Benign virus.

Discordia
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.

Politics
Stop caring!

Hippyism
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.

Computer Games
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.

Conspiracy Theory
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.

Ultima
If you find one tell us.

Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

Macintosh
Use a mouse with more than one button.

Viruses you might suffer from:

Pokemon (60%)
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!

Linux (95%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.

Japan (60%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.

Free BSD (95%)
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.

Brand Names (95%)
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.

X11 (85%)
I hear Mac OS 10 Aqua is nice at this time of year.

(Via Ginger)

The scary thing is that with many of the images I found myself thinking "geez, who wouldn't know this?" yeah, I'm a geek. Fnord!