Press Release
>A man was in New York's central park, when a dog went wild and
>attacked a young boy. The man was able to grab the dog by the neck,
>pulling it off the boy and choking it to death. A reporter for the NY Times
>comes to interview him, congratulating him on his act of heroism.
>He suggests the headline: New Yorker saves the life of a young boy!
>"But," the man told him, "I'm not from NY."
>Ok, then how about: American hero saves the day.
>"But," the man told him, "I'm not American".
>Then, where are you from? asked the reporter. "I'm from Pakistan," the
>man answered.
>
>The next day the headlines read:
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>MUSLIM FUNDAMENTALIST STRANGLES DOG IN CENTRAL PARK
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>FBI INVESTIGATING POSSIBLE LINKS TO AL QAEDA.