Sunday, July 25, 2004
Sunday, July 18, 2004
God Hates Shrimp!
Why are fundamentalists so worked up over gay marriage when there is already a much greater plague of immorality whithin our nation? There are stores in practically every city that encourage and cater to those who would take part in this sinful practice: Eating Shrimp!
Leviticus 11:9-12 says:
9 These shall ye eat of all that are in the waters: whatsoever hath fins and scales in the waters, in the seas, and in the rivers, them shall ye eat.
10 And all that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living thing which is in the waters, they shall be an abomination unto you:
11 They shall be even an abomination unto you; ye shall not eat of their flesh, but ye shall have their carcases in abomination.
12 Whatsoever hath no fins nor scales in the waters, that shall be an abomination unto you.
It has been said clearly: "They shall be an abomination to you." While they've been busy protesting the funerals of gay men who have died from AIDS (or in at least one case I remember from violence), there has been a much more prevalent sin in our country. One in 10 people may be gay, but I am sure there is a much higher percentage eating shrimp and lobster.
Well, GodHatesShrimp.com supplies T-Shirts for those of you who want to get out and protest at your local Long John Silvers. I'd suggest planning your protest on a Sunday as church is getting out, so you can catch many of the god-fearing people stopping there for a meal afterwords. Turn them away from their filthy shrimp-eatin' ways!
On a similiar note, I've been wondering: Once "Kenny-boy" Lay is found guilty, will Bush have his hands cut off as the bible tells us should be done?
Thursday, July 15, 2004
Did you know?
The first American law regarding marijuana was passed by the Virginia Assembly in 1619. It required all households to grow it.
The first law banning Marijuana was passed by El Paso, Texas in 1914.
Wednesday, July 14, 2004
X-Men Quiz
You are Professor X!
You are a very effective teacher, and you are very
committed to those who learn from you. You put
your all into everything you do, to some extent
because you fear failure more than anything
else. You are always seeking self-improvement,
even in areas where there is nothing you can do
to improve.
Which X-Men character are you most like?
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Tuesday, July 13, 2004
Cult Movie Meme
(Also from MacGeek)
Cult movie meme
I've seen the ones in bold: own the ones in bold and italics.
2001 - A Space Odyssey
Abba - The Movie
A Clockwork Orange
The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension
Akira
Alien
Apocalypse Now
Army of Darkness (will own someday)
Attack of the Killer Tomatoes (I've seen parts)
Bad Taste
Barbarella
Batman (1966 movie)
Beyond the Valley of the Dolls
The Big Lebowski
Blade Runner
Blood and Donuts
The Blues Brothers
Blue Velvet
The Boondock Saints
Boxing Helena
Braindead (also known as Dead Alive)
Brazil
Bubba Ho Tep
The Breakfast Club
Carnival of Souls
Carrie
Clue
The Day The Earth Stood Still
Dark Star
Dawn of the Dead (George Romero original)
Day of the Dead
Dazed And Confused
Deep Throat
The Draughtsman's Contract
Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
Drowning by Numbers
Donnie Darko
El Mariachi
Eraserhead
Evil Dead
Evil Dead II
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Fight Club
Forbidden Zone
From Dusk Till Dawn
Gayniggers From Outer Space
The Grand Illusion
The Gods Must Be Crazy
Harold and Maude
Harry Knuckles series
Heathers (I've seen parts.)
Hedwig and the Angry Inch
Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer
Highlander
If...
Incubus
The Italian Job (original)- (I've seen the remake.)
Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
Kids
Koyaanisqatsi
Lon
Liquid Sky
Little Shop of Horrors
Logan's Run - (I'd like to get this one on DVD.)
Mad Max
The Man Who Fell To Earth
Mars Attacks!
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Monty Python's Life of Brian
Monty Python's The Meaning of Life
Motel Hell
Meet The Feebles
The Naked Gun trilogy
Night of the Living Dead
Office Space
Paris, Texas
Pee-wee's Big Adventure
Pink Flamingos
Pink Floyd's The Wall
Plan 9 from Outer Space
Planet of the Apes (Original)
Priscilla, Queen of the Desert
Pulp Fiction (Words do not describe how much I disliked this movie.)
The Princess Bride
The Producers
Raising Arizona
Reefer Madness aka Tell Your Children
Repo Man
Reservoir Dogs (Another reason I don't like Tarentino.)
RollerBall (1975)
The Rocky Horror Picture Show
Scum
Shallow Grave
Silent Running
Six String Samurai
Solaris (original)
Southlander
St. Elmo's Fire
Santa Sangre
Shawshank Redemption
Star Wars series (I own the original trilogy and am trying to forget the other two.)
Tank Girl (I've seen parts.)
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (the original)
They Live
Themroc
This Is Spinal Tap
This Island Earth
Tommy (the Who rock opera)
Total Recall
The Toxic Avenger
Tremors
TRON
UHF
Waiting for Guffman
The Wicker Man
Withnail and I
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
The Wizard of Speed and Time
Yellow Submarine
Zardoz
Zoolander
Another Religion Quiz
...but not a very good one.
(Via MacGeek)
Take the quiz: "WHAT RELIGION BESTS SUITS YOU?"
Pagan/Occultist
Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law. Spending your entire life searching various forms of philosophy and religion, you choose to observe everything and believe little. You're personality is one of truth seeking, nature respecting and god/goddess accepting. Lastly, you don't judge anyone, but if annoyed, you will exact some form of revenge. You don't believe in the Three-Fold Law.
Monday, July 12, 2004
Sacrifice
God forbid that Americans earning, say, more than $1 million a year be asked to pony up a little more in taxes to support a larger military at a time when, we are told over and over, the country is in the middle of a war on terror. Millionaires can't be asked to sacrifice even just a little bit. No, they deserve to have their taxes cut while others fight and die.
-- E.J. Dionne
One of the things that angers me the most with the current regime is all the things they have been asking of regular Americans, while working hard to give those tax breaks to the elite. "You need to sacrifice your civil rights, because a war's on." "We're going to war, we want you to send your children to die."
Sunday, July 11, 2004
Anyone Interested?
Gaelic Storm will be playing at The Magic Bag theater in Ferndale, MI on August 3. It's a Tuesday night, but I really want to go. So, I'm asking my local friends out there: Anyone interested in going? If you haven't heard Gaelic Storm, they are a very high energy band that is a lot of fun and I'd highly recommend them.
Tuesday, July 06, 2004
Top Ten George W. Bush Complaints About "Fahrenheit 9/11"
as told by David Letterman
10. That actor who played the President was totally unconvincing
9. It oversimplified the way I stole the election
8. Too many of them fancy college-boy words
7. If Michael Moore had waited a few months, he could have included the part where I get him deported
6. Didn't have one of them hilarious monkeys who smoke cigarettes and gives people the finger
5. Of all Michael Moore's accusations, only 97% are true
4. Not sure - - I passed out after a piece of popcorn lodged in my windpipe
3. Where the hell was Spider-man?
2. Couldn't hear most of the movie over Cheney's foul mouth
1. I thought this was supposed to be about dodgeball
Sunday, July 04, 2004
Need a vacation....
I'm tired. I'm almost always in a bad mood these days, especially at work. While phone support jobs can usually be very frustrating, I generally like my job. However, these days I've been finding I have a lot less patience for everything.
Unfortunately, three (count them! Three!) of my co-workers have weddings and honeymoons this month and one has a baby due soon, so I won't be able to take any days off this month. I just need to wait. I've asked for a couple of days at the very end of the month off, so it gives me a few days to look forward to.