Overheard on the elevator
Two women from my work were talking about some woman in Thailand who commited suicide at the zoo by jumping in with "starving alligators." "She didn't scream or anything. She just smiled while they ate her."

My first thought: That was very nice of her. The alligators were starving.

Then, I think about it: Thailand is a Buddhist country. I may not have been far from the truth.