Thanksgiving
Dear Lord, thank you for this Thanksgiving holiday. And for all the material possessions we have and enjoy. And for letting us white people kill all the Indians and steal their tribal lands. And stuff ourselves like pigs, even though children in Asia are being napalmed.
 -Christina Ricci (b. 1980) in 'The Ice Storm'

Sorry folks. I have to get this out of my system now. It's better here than at dinner.