Rain
I want to apologize to to everyone for the rain we got around here today. On the way to the hobby shop this morning I stopped at one of the quarter car washes and washed my car. It was a nice day and I thought it would be nice to get the car clean. I really didn't mean to call for rain. Sorry.

Politics
The Democrats are the party that says the government will make you smarter, taller, richer and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says the government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it.
-P.J. O'Rourke